Minggu, 28 Maret 2010

When Jumpoffs Attack: Kat Stacks Edition

It was only a matter of time before another used sperm rag emerged to claim Karrine Steffans’ crown as Superhead 2.0. Meet Kat Stacks — a Miami-based harlot with the face of a tranny hooker — who claims she ran through the entire Young Money roster and half the rest of the rap industry.







NSFW Language….


You see Kat uses Twitter for much more than the average Tweeter. She uses it to get in touch with celebrities, with whom she later hooks up.



On her racy blog, KatStacks.Blogspot.com, the Latina lush kisses and tattles on her alcohol-fueled romps with everyone from Nelly and Lil Twist to Bow Wow and Aaron Carter. Over two million people have viewed Stacks’ blog, on which she spills the beans on her sexually explicit endeavors with some of music’s most famous men.


Seriously who does this? We don’t need to know everyone you’ve invited in your funky catbag! This bird is so tacky, it’s disrespectful…I blame her house arrest anklet.


Here’s a snippet from Kat’s Blog (Complete With Grammatical Errors): “After the Police took my Baby’s father in custody a week before I gave birth, I couldn’t take the stress anymore so I found a new way to keep my mind clear from my crazy life and it was with Twitter. I set up an account on December 2009, and days later I had @BowWow614 (new username @BowWow) following me. We exchanged numbers through Direct Messages and made plans to go over his house sense I live down the street from him….I remember in the 4th grade most of the girls in my class were obsessed with him, plus I would tell the DJ to play some of his songs while I pole danced on stage. Meeting him actually brought me back a smile to my face after a horrible year of spending 4 months in jail pregnant and loosing everything I once owned. I was a bit insecure and nervous before I went over to his condo, I had recently given birth and my stomach wasn’t as flat as it use to be plus I had an ankle monitor so I couldn’t wear heels instead I wore boots to hide it so he wouldn’t get scared. When he first opened the door he was only wearing a brown towel wrapped around his waist which ment there was no talking involved just straight to bussiness….”


Note To Celebs: Everything texted, recorded, or done with a self-loathing fameho in the backseat of your Bentley instantly becomes public domain in today’s YouTube/TMZ-driven society. You want privacy? Stop screwing big-mouthed whores.


Unfortunately, this is one trollop we’ll be seeing a lot more of. Apparently, Ms. Stacks has various “book and movie deals” in the works.






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